cream puffs & leather.

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sexonmotorcycles:

Thiefshipping: Perfectly Good at It by *taemanaku

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• What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
• What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal ways possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.

Reblog if your penis is huge. 

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asian:

dating me would be hilarious because I’d stop talking to you for no reason every few days